
Chapter 15 - The Fire In The Kitchen
I was once invited to examine a new residence. It was a beautiful
house. The owners were a newly wedded couple: a charming bride and
a talented bridegroom. The house was surrounded by many trees with
red flowers which have borne red fruit as well.
I started my examination presently.
I found that the fire in the kitchen was problematic. This new
residence had a very original design, with the stove in the kitchen
right in the centre. The stove is exposed completely, with nothing
to screen it from any direction; the water tap from the sink faces
the stove directly without the slightest deviation.
There are two problems in this case:
First, the stove in the kitchen should also be in a place which
collects air and vitality forces. For only in a place like that,
can the heat concentrate and can the fire heat up things quickly.
According to A Book of Secrets on Land Spirits, the stove should
be protected by walls on three sides and exposed to fresh air on
one side. The best location is to the south or to the east or the
southeast.
If the stove stands right in the centre with no screen on any side,
it is convenient for cooking, but the fire does not concentrate.
If the fire does not collect fresh air or vitality forces, it works
against the collection of wealth.
Secondly, if the water tap from the sink faces directly the stove
it may incur acts of violence, for the fire and the water are in
contradiction. This is a big fault. I discovered in the present
case that there were going to be promiscuity and excessive drinking,
and both the man and the wife were going to have their own lovers.
Upon entering I noticed the bride was really beautiful, with charming
facial features, the right height and a perfect figure, delicate
hands, pretty shoulders and back, looking very much like a lady
of aristocracy. But she had got a pair of apricot-pit eyes, glancing
left and right sexily. Her movement of arms and legs are coquettish.
All this told me that she was going to have a lover.
I asked my friend who took me there: "Do the new couple believe
in geomancy?"
"Very little, as they both study natural sciences."
"So I was asked to come to..."
"To get to know each other and have a look around."
Since the purpose of the visit was just to get to know the host
and to appreciate the luxurious residence, of course I was all praise
to maintain our harmonious relations and said nothing to embarrass
my friend.
After we left the house, I told my friend to tell the couple that
the stove in the kitchen had to be moved somewhere else.
The couple took no notice of my warning.
One year later I was told:
The wife had an affair with her boss.
The husband had a concubine outside.
The husband indulged in excessive drinking.
The final result would be divorce.
I tell my readers this true story to show the right place for the
stove. If the stove is set up in the centre of the kitchen, it is
easy for the water tap to face it directly from any direction. The
tap symbolizes Yang (the male) and the stove symbolizes Yin (the
female). The contradiction between the Yang and the Yin results
in promiscuity.
I have also noticed that in the latest American designs, the stove
always stands right in the centre of the most sophisticated kitchen.
The designer of this residence knew nothing about geomancy. He was
only after convenience and good appearance, but he encouraged adultery.
What I want to tell my readers is that at any cost don't make it
possible to see fire upon entering the house. In other words, do
not make it possible to see the kitchen or the incinerator; these
two "fires" are not allowed to face the main gate.
In a business situation, in a restaurant for example, the stove
should not be put in the centre of the cross. Anything like a gas
stove, a boiler, a heater, an electric stove or an electric cooker,
should not be allowed to stand in the centre of the restaurant.
A fire in the centre will pollute the air of the restaurant, making
the atmosphere tense. The shareholders will not cooperate well and
visitors will keep away. In the end, the business will go down.
What is more important is that with fire in the centre, the land
spirits find it hard to make their contribution effective.
We must also pay attention to the rubbish in the kitchen as it
is the kitchen that produces most of the rubbish.
Rubbish must be wrapped up and taken away from time to time. The
flow of water in the sink of the kitchen also deserves attention.
The air extractor in the kitchen should be in a box and must not
be put in a conspicuous place. If it is outstanding, it has bad
effects on the house.
Never open a skylight in the kitchen, for it lets the forces of
fire go upwards. A skylight in the kitchen may incur unexpected
calamities.
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