
- Whispers of Solitude: Book 151 by Grand
Master Sheng-yen Lu
- Translated, edited, proofread by Lotus
Cheng of www.tb-translation.org
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Chapter 2 - Visiting the Local Market
Everyone at the market knows there is this bald-headed fellow who
visits the market once a week. Obviously they are very curious of
me and they want to know who I am and where do I come from. I always
reply with a smile and should anyone ask me what I do for a living,
I would reply I have retired.
There is this old lady selling fruits in the market. She is kind
of plump and she puts on very thick lipstick. When she laughs her
open mouth looks awfully bloody. Thus every time she sees me she
would greet me from afar and says, "Old pop, you're here! What
are you getting this time?"
This is the first time someone calls me, "Old pop!"
I thought about it and did not take it to heart. My head is bald
and they assume the hair has dropped off. I have gone through the
trials of life and thus emerged much aged in the process. I have
to admit I am old. So when someone calls me "Old pop"
I just have to swallow it. So when I write my book, I shall call
it The Mumblings of A Solitary Old Man.
The old lady asked me, "What do you want to buy?"
"I want some tangerines!" I replied.
The old lady said, "Old pop, you must be kidding. Tangerine
is not in season now. I've got only oranges and Sunkiss. How about
some?"
I said, "No!"
"Why not?" She asked.
I replied, "I can peel the skin of tangerine, but with orange
and Sunkiss you need to cut it with a knife before you can eat it,
and you can't peel the skin with your bare hands."
The old fruit seller smiled and said, "Old pop! I'll teach
you how to eat orange and Sunkiss without using knife. All you need
to do is to press and roll the orange with your hands on the table
until the skin separates slightly from the pulp. You can then peel
the skin and eat it. It's easy to peel."
She demonstrated how it was done. I stared unbelievably, but it
worked.
Good heavens! I did not expect to pick up this technique when I
went shopping in the market with my basket. Now I am buying orange
and Sunkiss. There is much to learn in the market.
This old man here sure learns a few things when he goes shopping
in the market. Please share with everyone you can actually eat orange
and Sunkiss without resorting to a knife. You can actually peel
it with your hands.
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